What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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