There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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