- Anti Joke

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

Hitler was Jewish.

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!