How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

An iguana walks out of a bar

What is worse than hell?

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

Men's rights.

What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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