Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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Paul Dylan King!

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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Nathan Gooderson.

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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Dick spice

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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