- Anti Joke

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer