- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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