- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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