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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

What's 9+10=? 19

What is worse than hell?

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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