Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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Ms. Smoot's class

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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Black Veil Brides.

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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Nah

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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