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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

YOLO.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

I hate black people. Because their black.

What's up? A direction...

What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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