Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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gay rights

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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Communism

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*you're

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A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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robin, get in the car.

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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