what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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