Why was Timmy sad?

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Knock Knock Come in

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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