- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

a catholic priest and a young boy

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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