what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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what's red and blue? your heart

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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