If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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What's 9+10=? 19

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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Matty B

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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