- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's dead? Your mum.

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

World Peace

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

What's 5+7? Piccillo

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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