what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Knock Knock Come in

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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