A man walks into a bar. He says ow

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

guess what what? nothing.

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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