what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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