How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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whats really hot the sun

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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