- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Who has downs this joke

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

hi. thats what she said.

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

dfghfgdfhfdhfgdfghdfh

What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??