Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

Once upon a time.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

Whats White and sticky? Semen

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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