- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's up? The sky.

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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