- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

whats better than 24................. 25

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

Knock, knock. Come in.......

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

Nice weather we're having.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

Where's my tractor?

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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