How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What's cold and icy? Ice

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

can't wait until the baby boomers die

roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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women playing football?

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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