- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

What's up? The sky.

Hello

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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