Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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OBAMA

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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