"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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The penn state football administration

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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PUDDING

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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I only like NY as a friend.

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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