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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

It's long!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

I only like NY as a friend.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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