- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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