Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

Paul Dylan King!

And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

Nah

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

Knock Knock. Come in.

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

my mom raped yerr foot

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

25

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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