guess what what? nothing.

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Womens' rights.

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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