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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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