What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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YOLO

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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cory is gay

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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