ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

The penn state football administration

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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