why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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Bin Laden is dead.

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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