Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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women's rights.

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