- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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