Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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