Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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