Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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A black goes to college

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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