If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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How old is victor? Old

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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