What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

My butt!!!!

The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

math test 2=2

What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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