- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

Chuck Norris died.

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