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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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OGC - tilt your head

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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