What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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Wats a joke?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

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Working hard or hardly working????

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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