- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? gunshot

Knock, knock. Come in.......

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

hey.

Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

Tennesse

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.