Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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