This is not a good joke.

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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No

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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I'm gay.

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Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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