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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

Patrick is gay

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

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What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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