- Anti Joke

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

a man walked out of church and said F***!

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

Left. That one direction...

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Obama-Care

poop

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

maddie latino

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

a man walked out of church and said F***!

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

Knock Knock It's Open!

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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