what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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Anti Joke

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