How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Bin Laden is dead.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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