Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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A man walks into a bar.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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