How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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Penis.

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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Hellen Keller

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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