- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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What is worse than hell?

A baby seal walks into a club...

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

George Bush does not care about black people.

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

Blarg

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